some recent things been going on:

thanks tons ms.editor for writing the first 3 paragraphs and then publishing without asking me:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Japan/GD02Dh01.html

beaches, you beetches:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?userid=pi62AN3evP&pwb=1&ean=9781740595001

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Klan, er, clan related modest boasting:

this my older sister and her incredibly addictive journal:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/grumpalita/

she beautiful, she down, and she knew what was up when your sister sure as fuck didnt.
reading it makes you realize how ugly your own life is in comparison. so good. GO NOW you ugly shitlump!

this my other sister, she more of a twin kind of a sister:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/scandalina/

she just started this up - the shit is so funny, especially when I compare it to YOUR sister's stuff, which i should point out looks PATHETIC when held up next to this (inbreeding? lead paint?).

Hahahahaaaa!! Your families SUCK, dirtbags!!