typically wise egyptian insight from Mohammed #12 the horny boab(building caretaker); a plan is hatched

M12THB:"you know, i love jabanese women"
c:"yeah.. . they are beautiful."
M12THB:"'zey is very clean (he makes a sweeping motion over his crotch with a dirty hand) and zey is very polite. HELWA!(sweet)"
c:"yeah, i knew this kinda japanese girl at home. she was beautiful. polite and clean too. i ne-"
M12THB:"zey is so easy. just one hour you talk, and zey fucks you."
c:"really?"
M12THB:"yes, you ask zem if zey want ze tea, if you say yes, and you go to tea, zen (!) you get fucked. so easy."
c:"wow. tea. this ever happen to you?"
M12THB:"habben to me? no. my friend it habben to recent, he fuck zem."
c:"who?"
M12THB:"Mr.Ramadan"
c:"the fat asshole on floor 3?"
M12THB:"haha, yes. fat one. he take Korean woman to a beer and zen he fuck her."
c:"what? Korean is not Jap- ... anyways - when?"
M12THB:"2 day ago"
c:"Mr Ramadan fucked a Korean woman over beer - DURING RAMADAN?"
M12THB:"you know it so easy. zey like the egyptian men, it because the jabanese men - zey have weak sex."
c:"weak sex? what is weak sex?"
M12THB:"zey don't like sex. zey very shy, afraid."
c:"what? you have no idea what you are talking about."
M12THB:"NO - NO - no, is true man!"
c:"you are a fucking elevator man in Cairo, and you are telling me japanese men dont like sex and are afraid and weak. that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard."
M12THB:"LOOK ZE MAN LISTEN-"
c:"NO YOU LOOK- OK- (yelling, argueing, and getting emotional [read:irrational] is apparently part of normal egyptian conversation, so this was friendly) did you ever hear about World War II? do you know what a samurai is? do you have any idea what tentacle porn looks like?"
M12THB:"LOOK OK LOOK - zey are weak, and so shy. zey always quiet, zey always afraid."
c:"whats the arabic word for "culture"?"
M12THB:"for what?"
c:"look- im going to be late. i have to leave."
M12THB:"zer are jabanese women in your hotel, yes?"
c:"i think."
M12THB:"later i can come to visit, maybe we can-"
c:"no man, no."
M12THB:"please man."
c:"no."
M12THB:"man, you so lucky you can have sex, here we cant i want only to have sex, but they wont let me into hotel."
c:"what the - ok mohammed, goodbye."
M12THB:"well - i will will wait for them to come down, and then - maybe tea!"
c:"brilliant."
M12THB:"what?"
c:"nothing."