Hey Everybody - Happy 6th October!

WHAT?! You DON'T KNOW about 6 Oct.?! Please tell me you are kidding. Praise be to God that He designed you with such humor.

Wait, you ... you don't? What are you, some kind of hooked nosed Zionist blood-sucking hydra who will spend eternity in hell chewed by nameless vermin made only of fire and pure misery for your unforgivable sin of being born into the pool of unholy venom and filth that is the Jewish race, praise be to God?

Ha ha, of course you aren't you silly American! Of course you don't know - you are merely mindless peon of those subhuman villains! You still have a chance for eternal paradise! Now listen -

Ever heard of Columbus day? Its similar, 'cept not really an all out genocide thing. Okok, listen close -

Get out your [Egyptian only please. Er, those approved of by the Ministry of Education only please] History books - because TODAY is the the anniversary of that time we really kicked Isreal's ass!

Yep, its FUCK ISRAEL day here in Masr - the mother of the world, aka - Cairo. Want a balloon? No? Howabout a flag? OK - OK - oh! Let the little one light it!

So, jeepers - we are having a REALLY BIG PARADE, and everyone can stay home and spend this time with the children!! Bring the kids - you are never too young to learn to hate!

Our unstoppable army of synchronized hairy men will march down Talat Harb Street in Al Qahira - the City Victorious - in remembrance of how We Fucked Them Up! .. in 1956.. uh.. once. . well, it wasn't really a war.. it.. it was one big battle really, and we.. uh.. lost every single other confrontation. . .but shit, for those 6 hours, they were running, they were RUNNING!

Look, despite the fact that military historians call the defeats suffered by Egyptian and Syrian forces at the hands of much smaller Isreali forces from WWII forward some of the most audacious, and comprehensive in modern military history, we really fucked them up that one time!! Boo-ya!

Good times! .. Yep, and I'm celebrating by kicking some INFIDEL ASS, my very own ass actually, as I prepare to throw myself down a flight of stairs and give myself multiple papercuts with this embossed holy Koran.

Whos with me???

What? This has nothing to do with religion?? This is a purely nationalist/political situation that has little to do with religion and is merely a memorial for those lost in battle in the struggle for the return of indigenous land from imperialist fuckers?

Oh you are rightrightright!! This is the middle-east, religion is barely relevent.

And the Muslim Brotherhood/Islamic Opposition here in Cairo isn't nearly as powerful as the actual fucking government, so the government isn't scared for it's survival, and doesn't use opportunities like this to show the population that they can have a religious dimension/role as well.

That said, yeah, I can see the whole imperialist fuckers thing. BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM!!


Do you hear something?

Whats that Mr. Said? Oh wait, I can't hear you, because you are burning in a special area in hell reserved for non-muslims. You will merely face eternal punishment at the hands of barbed imps, which is not without its moments of pleasure. Another plus is I think you can get Harpers down there. Ta!

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..damn this is a fucked up situation, I don't agree with any side over here.

Happy 6 Oct.

and God Bless religious wackos - Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, and Jewish.