holy shit -

them moooslims got our MILFs?!
call in the SEALs godddamnnit!!


"Developments in the Philippines

As the government of Gloria Arroyo and the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) prepared to resume negotiations for a peaceful settlement of the conflict in the southern Philippines, a report surfaced that Nur Misuari had declared the independence of the “Bangsamoro Republic,” with himself as president.

He became governor of the Muslim autonomous region following the settlement, which was opposed by the MILF. There was puzzlement in Manila about the MILF, and about Misuari’s latest reported action. Speculation was that he feared being sidelined by the MILF-government negotiations, but it was not even clear how reliable the “independence declaration” reports were..."

lord above!!
they cant just walk in and take the MILFs?!
somebody do something!!!